Last night, in Germany, VR Bees from Dortmund beat Ants FC from Zurich, Switzerland 2-0 to take an early aggregate lead. As this is the Insect European Cup, all knockout ties are, naturally, played over 6 legs giving Ants plenty of time to get back into the tie. Ants manager, Rudolph Jack blamed the Bees’ advantage on the wings for the ease with which they were able to score. Ooh, there’s an ant crawling up my leg as a type this. Not a footballer, just a common ant. How odd.